Seinfeld Lost Epsiode: the Red Tape
*Seinfeld earrape plays*
*scene opens at Jerry's comedy club*
Jerry: So what's the deal with Jews? *audience laughs* I mean, sure they're good with money and everything but on the other hand *seinfeld beat drops*.....they are all greedy penny-pinchers *audience laughs* *theme keeps on playing*
*le next day*
*Kramer bursts into Jerry's door*
Kramer: Can I borrow your gun Jerry?
Jerry: Why?
Kramer: Because, I've been having this stroke for 30 years and I wanna end myself RIGHT NOW!!! ON THE SPOT BABY!!!! *starts sporadically shaking like usual* *mouth begins to fizz*
Jerry: *pauses* Okay *earrape version of audience laughter*
*scene cuts to Kramer scratching his own eyeballs out* *subsequently jumps out of Jerry's window*
Kramer: I'm still alive- Oh mama mia!!!
*air conditioner falls* *lands on Kramer's head* *Kramer dies*
Jerry: Geez
*George enters* *has a demented look on his face*
George: THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY
*George proceeds to force his way into Jerry's tight anus*
*Kramer's dick looked like this ---> 8=
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*jerry dies from being anally destroyed lol*
*audience applauds*
*entire credits scroll within 2 seconds literally*
*end credits scene appears*
Newman: *in a darkly lit room* *holding a candle* *chuckling with a malevolent smirk* Mehehehehehehe, Jerry! Jerry! Wake up! You know that- the mail never stops - Jerry.......Mwehehehehehehehehehe *smothers chocolate across his smile to look like the Joker* Hehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehheehehehehhe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The theme for Christopher Nolan's ''The Dark Knight ''plays
Duh, duh duh, duh, duh duh
THE END